so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
Oh yes
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light
‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters???
that’s right„ ‘pee’
what does this mean
we just don’t know
my real mom used to call me das
other girls
me
to the people who are following me
- thank you
- im sorry
so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert
axto:
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh
HELLO A SHORT PSA ON COSPLAYERS
- COSPLAYERS ARE NOT THEIR CHARACTERS
- YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RUN UP TO THEM AND GLOMP THEM
- THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES
- MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS
- DO NOT TOUCH THEM WITHOUT ASKING
- COSPLAY
- IS
- NOT
- CONSENT
The rest is gonna have to wait until my summer
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS LISTENING TO THE MOONBASE ALPHA THING AND I SAW THIS GIF AND?????????? OH MY G OD
I went straight-faced to hyena-cackling in approximately .03 seconds
Everybody asked: Karkat’s face on Karkat’s face
♥♠○ Reblog if you want an eye gap like this~ ○♠♥
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